Saturday, December 10, 2011

Greatest Christmas CD Covers EVER

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Wondering what to get your loved ones for Christmas? Use this handy gift guide and you'll know exactly which Christmas delights to avoid.


AN ORTHODOX CHRISTMAS
Judging from this creepy mask, an Orthodox Christmas celebration looks like the masked orgy scene from Eyes Wide Shut.


LIBERA - THE CHRISTMAS ALBUM
Once they secured control of their village, the Children of the Damned decided to cut a Christmas album. Good on 'em!



IL DIVO - THE CHRISTMAS COLLECTION
Looks like everyone's least favorite group is having a good laugh paying a struggling waitress to do a humiliating dance. I will simply count on karma to deliver its mysterious justice and will comment no further.


THE OAK RIDGE BOYS CHRISTMAS
If I charged out of bed on Christmas morning and found this scene in my living room, I'd declare Christmas officially ruined. God help us if the kids got there first. The deep-voiced guy would go "HO HO HO" and that's when the screaming would start.



KENNY CHESNEY - ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A REAL GOOD TAN
Maybe the terrorists are right.



A CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR YOU FROM PHIL SPECTOR

If I received a gift from Phil Spector, I'd be afraid to open it, quite frankly. And really, human beings as presents?! It just isn't done!



JUSTIN BIEBER - UNDER THE MISTLETOE
Give this one to your cranky elderly uncle who still unselfconsciously uses racist terms at the dinner table and watch what happens. See confusion turn to nausea turn to anger. It's what the holidays are all about!


JOHNNY MATHIS - MERRY CHRISTMAS
Looks like Johnny took his Christmas card photo at Sears. To save time, after this photo was taken, the Sears photographer unrolled the Old West background and the cover for the subsequent album "Johnny Sings American Classics" was also taken.



MERCYME - THE CHRISTMAS SESSIONS

The Christmas Intifada! How seasonal!


3 comments:

Alice said...

Did Scrooge put you in charge while he was away???

Anonymous said...

Bah humbug! haha
(PS don't think Il Divo can be everyone's least favourite group, 27 million album sales makes them liked by a handful of people I'd say)
Merry Christmas TMT

Jason said...

These covers are delightful mugs filled to the brim with Christmas cheer. Nothing more, nothing less.