Monday, November 9, 2009

A Very Special Greatest Classical CD Covers EVER - Monday

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With the holiday season fast approaching, here is a week of twofers to sharpen the mind and gladden the heart. When I think of the holidays, I think of peace on earth, goodwill to men, and making fun of something someone else worked very hard on.

Clearly one guy is happier to be reunited than the other. The guy on the left is blinking out an SOS, I think. This photo was not taken in Moscow, but is rather a composite featuring an JPG background found with Google and a photo taken in the kidnapper's basement. Authorities will scuttle off to Moscow based on the photo, but the guy is being held in this very town! Diabolical.

So if you play Bach for your baby, they will (a) collapse into unconsciousness, (b) improvise a tap dancing routine that puts to shame every damn thing in "That's Entertainment!" or (C) be mutated into an emotionless spazz who runs around in a makeshift diaper. Take your pick, folks - my kids are sticking with Beethoven.

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